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Wednesday - December 24, 2003 at 03:37 AM inMy Christmas Memo
Just a few reminders so that nobody gets carried away with the holiday season:
* No matter how cold you are, only one lump of coal per day in the stove. * Your disabled children are not entitled to benefits under Workers' Comp. * Please observe proper phone etiquette. The correct response when a customer says "Merry Christmas," is "Bah, Humbug!" * Any visits by ghosts, specters, spirits, shades, wraiths, or other supernatural beings, whether from the past, present, or future, will be strictly on personal time. Posted at 03:37 AM | Permalink | | | |