"The more I find out, the less I know."

Friday - September 03, 2004 at 01:55 PM in

Clinton suffers heart attack, goes in for bypass surgery


God, Jesus, and Allah forgive me (and maybe Cthulu, too). I am truly a heartless, twisted, scheming soul.
When I first heard that Clinton suffered a heart attack and is getting an emergency bypass less than 24 hours after Bush's acceptance speech, thus neatly removing the GOP convention from the headlines, my first reaction was:

"Doesn't this man ever do anything which isn't political?"

[Editor's note: If he dies two days before the election, we'll know the answer is "No."]

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