This book proposal for the memoirs of Paris Hilton at Smoking Gun is the most unintentionally funny thing I've seen in a long time. Be careful not to read it while drinking hot liquids or anything you don't want coming out your nose.

Just from the first page , I picked up these howlers:

"While a lot of people know Paris Hilton....there are a lot MORE people who want to know her--or be her."

"...she's BARBIE come to life...."

"Paris Hilton has the life that most of America's young girls and teens can only dream about."

"But WHO is this still-mysterious, rather shy--and definitely sweet--young woman?"

"PROCEED AT RISK OF EXTREME ENVY - AND STRONG IMPULSE TO EMULATE."

Paris, here's a free clue: We're laughing AT you, not WITH you.