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Thursday - December 07, 2006 at 01:50 PM inThis explains a lot....
I needed our kids' birth certificates recently, and noticed a sticker on the back I hadn't seen before. It reads:
THIS CHILD IS A NATURAL PRODUCT AND LIKE ALL NATURAL PRODUCTS MAY CONTAIN VARIATIONS AND MINOR IMPERFECTIONS. YOU MAY NOTICE DIFFERENCES IN SIZE, COLORATION, BUILD, AND PERSONALITY FROM OTHER CHILDREN. THESE VARIATIONS AND IMPERFECTIONS ARE PART OF THE NATURAL CHARM OF A CHILD, AND ARE NOT CONSIDERED DEFECTS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THESE NATURAL IMPERFECTIONS, AS IT COULD INADVERTENTLY DAMAGE YOUR CHILD.
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