"The more I find out, the less I know."

Tuesday - November 11, 2003 at 03:37 AM in

Put on the Mad Scientist grin


Give her a big, sloppy, sucking kiss on the forehead, and say, "Darling, you know I love you for your brains." It should at least get a laugh, and women like men who make them laugh, right?
(Anyway, that's the theory. She Who Puts Up With Me didn't even smirk. I was kind of miffed. Maybe I should try again when she's actually awake. Naaw, I have a better idea: I'll post it on my blog to see how many other women think it's funny, as a sort of petty emotional revenge. Yeah! That's the ticket!)

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